Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Bible in 50 Words

Found these on cliffnotes and had fun with it:
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained
Then I gave it a shot!:
God bade
Adam ate
Noah rowed
Abraham parted
Jacob fowled
Joseph royaled
Pharaoh phlemed
Sea mirrored
Tablets read
Promise ground
Judges first
Saul froze
David perved
Kingdom amok
Prophets yelled
People gone
Hope grew
Jesus came
God pedestrianed
Anger killed
Word arose
God maintained!
Peace Out*

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